The ‘SUSPENDED PARTICLE’ is the only “shortboard” to be designed amidst this current post-apocalyptic age. Like any other piece of Cold War technology, this machine is built for flowing, top to bottom progressive surfing in everyday 2 - 6ft conditions. The SUSPENDED PARTICLE has a continuous rocker for linked rail-to-rail surfing, with a medium entry curve, which allows for ease of paddle into waves or all-out guerilla warfare.
The nose outline has increased width compared to our other conventional shortboard outlines, which gives more surface and planning area to allow ALL CITIZENS to be carried across fat sections of the wave with ease and stability. This coupled back with a tighter, old favourite “squash” tail makes the outline curvy for high maneuverability in the pocket. This board is the ultimate ‘party in the front and business at the back’, she’s super directional, responsive and holds tight when pushed hard. Since you asked, it is the surfboard equivalent of Che Guevara, Marilyn Munroe and Brian Jones all in one.
No expense is spared in ensuring your new board arrives in perfect condition.
Each ‘SOFTWORKS’ Softboard is shrink-wrapped in tough plastic, before being wrapped in 2 layers of thick, durable “big” bubble wrap.
The nose and tail are reinforced with cardboard and an EPS foam block off cut.
The board is then packed carefully into a double-walled cardboard box and marked ‘FRAGILE” for final shipping.
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org.