
Until now, the most sinister kid was definitely Nelson Muntz. However, it is with great pride that we now announce that there is a new king in town. It all started as the second installment of our collaboration series with George Henderson of ‘A.D.C.C’, the ‘SINISTER KID’ is our new proggy take on a traditional mini simmons. True to its original plan-shape, this board is super flat, with lots of surface area, which hovers over small waves and fat sections. The bottom has a rolled vee through entry into a double concave and vee out tail, allowing the board to pivot and release, sit a high trim line yet be forgiving and stable. The low profile rail shape, fin configuration and overall weight and shape is all modernized to make a radically short, wildly fun summer board for waves under 4ft and a classic running point style board. You can rest easy knowing that there isn’t a more sinister kid than the sinister kid.

Height | Width | Thickness | Volume (LTRS) | Weight Range | Tail | Fin System |
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5'0 | 20 5/8 | 2 1/8 | 26 | 68kg/ 150lb or less | ROUND SQUARE | 5 FIN FCS 2/ FUTURES |
5'1 | 20 3/4 | 2 3/16 | 27.9 | 74kg/ 163lb or less | ROUND SQUARE | 5 FIN FCS 2/ FUTURES |
5'2 | 20 7/8 | 2 1/4 | 28.8 | 77kg/ 169lb or less | ROUND SQUARE | 5 FIN FCS 2/ FUTURES |
5'3 | 21 1/8 | 2 5/16 | 30.4 | 82kg/ 180lb or less | ROUND SQUARE | 5 FIN FCS 2/ FUTURES |
5'4 | 21 1/4 | 2 3/8 | 32 | 86kg/ 189lb or less | ROUND SQUARE | 5 FIN FCS 2/ FUTURES |
5'5 | 21 3/8 | 2 7/16 | 33.5 | 90kg/ 198lb or less | ROUND SQUARE | 5 FIN FCS 2/ FUTURES |
5'6 | 21 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 35.2 | 94kg/ 207lb or less | ROUND SQUARE | 5 FIN FCS 2/ FUTURES |
5'8 | 21 3/4 | 2 5/8 | 38.3 | 100kg/ 220lb or less | ROUND SQUARE | 5 FIN FCS 2/ FUTURES |
5'10 | 22 | 2 11/16 | 41 | 104kg/ 229lb or less | ROUND SQUARE | 5 FIN FCS 2/ FUTURES |